You know men arent that hard yet it seems that everywhere I look theres some girl talking about how she doesn't get us, yeah like were the ones that crazy.  Funny thing happened at work today I am talking to a female co-worker and I make a remark that I thought was funny, but she didnt.  Heres why this is so important, my remark was funny everyone in our office thought so but she didnt laugh becuse she thought I was saying something other than what I was saying.  WOMEN READ CAREFULLY!!!!

I always say what I mean.  Its entirely to hard to meet women and speak in some type of code.  I read a poem from another blogger on here yesterday and the poem was very interesting, it was about a guy and a girls relationship and how they bothed viewed things, and the whole time in the poem the girl is second guessing everything, the guy, herself, things she knows to be true.  Why?  Because women feel the need to make things more difficult than they are, if a guy says hey lets get a bite to eat it means "I would like to get a bite to eat and possibly try to sleep with you".  Feel free to ***ume that whatever a guy is saying that he does in fact want to sleep with you, but that is the only thing you should add to what a man is saying to you. 

So women do this one favor for me, the next time a guy says something to you take it word for word to be what he wants (and ***ume that he wants to sleep with you) trust me the relationship will work much better.