A joke of the day!

Posted on Dec. 8, 2005 at 12:44 - Post Comment

Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers) 
SICKNESS 
We will no longer accept your doctors' statements as proof. 
We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work .
LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY 
We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. Anyone having operations will be FIRED immediately .
PREGNANCY 
In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the first aid room when the pains are FIVE MINUTES apart. If it is false labor, you will have to take an hour's leave without pay . 
DEATH 
This will be accepted as an excuse , BUT we would like two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone your job prior to . . . or after death. 

This new benefit program started yesterday. 
The Management  

i hope they aren't real!!!

Posted by 4everlostnalone on Dec. 8, 2005 at 17:00-Link

lol... gonna have to borrow those from you and post it at my workplace. thanks for making me laugh this morning.
take cares,
C.

Great stuff

Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 8, 2005 at 22:50-Link

I guess if this actually becomes true sometime, no one is going to their workplace anymore. ;)

Love always & I miss you!! :-(