I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

Much to the B*** Man’s pleasure I did not attend his 17^th birthday party. I did hear, however, that shortly after receiving a Barbie from his youth group he tied it to a bottle rocket and blew it up… man I wish I could have seen that! Oh well… that’s the B*** Man!

A very sad thing happened last night. Dan Renzi from MTV’s Inferno 2 was sadly sent home… I was quite upset. Though I defiantly did not want Landon to go home (the good guys need him badly) I do love Dan. In fact he may have quite possibly the best one liners of reality TV history… so here’s to you Dan. The greatest, gayest blonde man on reality TV. And now a moment of silence in honor of this great competitor.

          Sooooo, my friend Shash called me last night and asked me if I could teach her how to drive. I couldn’t help but laugh… she has been in the car with me before right??? To be honest I’m not the best driver… I’m actually nearly the worst. But nonetheless I’m up to the challenge. And seeing that Shash is the only non-related/non-stranger to post on this blog thus far, I am no less than obligated to comply with her wishes. So keep us in your prayers…

          My mom brought me cornbread today for lunch/snack… I love cornbread. Wow… I think that’s all I have to say… Shash would be proud.

Linz

PS: In honor of Dan Dan the big gay man go check out his blog… sometimes it’s dumb but he does have his moments of sheer comic genius. http://danrenzi.typepad.com/