I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

                                     Thing 1: The Golf Match

I know I started this whole thing… but will this ever die? It’s all good. I know who God gave me and while to be honest, you may be a bit better with words than I am. But I will take you on with this one.

Please review this excerpt from the epic Vincent wrote this morning:

“…but I am reminded of a putting match. Alright Ms. Taylor it has been awhile since you have challenged me to words so in case you forgot who God gave you sit back and read this. So you made 1 out of 2 shots that’s all fine and dandy but I do recall showing the proper way to putt a golf ball. (I like starting my sentences with so..) So if you would have taken the time to critically dissect that situation you would see that you were acknowledging my teaching skills, which I have no problem accepting. About me going 0 for 3, well I don’t know about you but being able to hold you and show you the proper way left me disorientated. It has something to do with this four-letter word that starts with an L. Some people can just dismiss their feelings or move right along but that Issey Myiaki  knocked me down”

Where to possibly begin I do not know. I guess from the beginning will suffice. SO you feel as though your teaching skills contributed to my beautiful shot. Well Mr. Humphrey the first shot I tried (and missed) I was using your technique. And (I like starting my sentences with and…) while I have no doubt that is the proper technique I failed to make the shot. My second attempt (the successful one) I used my wrists, which you clearly told me not to do. Yet… I made the shot. So if you feel as though you need to be “the big man” who aided me in my shot… if you were paying attention you would realize that shot was all me (that was rough I know). In regards to you going 0 for 3 due to a four letter word that starts with L: does that mean that you are discounting my feelings? Are you trying to say that I couldn’t possibly be feeling that four-letter word that started with L because I made my shot? Honestly you can use all the excuses you want in an attempt to make me well up, go silent or concede to your victory. However that will not happen. My mom will well up, I’ll continue talking and I will have the victory. So while you may try to smooth talk your way through this one I will stand firm. Go ahead and use your words. Just know that I’m not gonna change my mind!

                                         Thing 2: Uncle Yao

Bottom line I have a raspy voice and people make comments. I never think they’re that bad until I’m with someone else when they say them. And while Uncle Yao never made his feelings clear until last night it doesn’t surprise me. The fact that he is 28 and single doesn’t surprise me either. Though his comment was out of line it doesn’t change the fact that Uncle Yao is my favorite uncle... I mean Tokyo chief. Hey, maybe he can marry Melissa (just kidding)!

                                      Thing 3: Going Out of Order

Just to clear one more thing up. When I play with or take care of other peoples children I do not see that a practice. I see it as sowing a seed. So that when I have “a tribe” of my own there will be someone to take them off my hands when I am busy. Bottom line. Plus Dartavious, Aysia, Jessica and Caleb are cooler than most of my adult friends anyway.

Hopefully that wasn’t too boring for you other readers. I know I need some stories that you can relate to. I’m sure you were expecting more than just me dissecting someone else’s comment. While it was fun I don’t plan on making it a habit. Unless he continues to get his facts wrong (ooo that hurt huh?). So leave your comments to let me know you’re alive and I’ll be sure to bring the heat on Monday. Linz

PS: Good Lord I didn’t pout, what was that about? You think you got it right, but I’m ready for the fight. So why you gotta diss? Quit messin with my lisp!