I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
   sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if
   they slow down
2.  Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
   Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
   if They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
   "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
   everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to
   Espresso.
6. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The
   Prophecy."
7. Don't Use Any Punctuation
8. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
9. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
   Answer.
10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
11. Sing Along At The Opera.
12. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
14. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
    Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
15. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
    Rock Hard.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!,
    I Won!"
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
    Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
18. Tell Your Children Over dinner. "Due To The
    Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

You Got Jokes..

5:12 PM, Nov. 17, 2005 .. Posted by CareFree

I love these, they're the funniest. I wonder if people would ever do this stuff?