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3:27 PM, Oct. 19, 2005 .. 6 comments .. 0 trackbacks .. Link

Dear Gentleman Who Rode His Bike Directly in Front of my Car on Smith Ave Today,

Hello sir. I am aware that because you have chosen to ride your bike instead of drive that you still must share the road with the other vehicles. I do feel, however, that you need to work on your bike etiquette a bit. See, when you are riding 5 mph in front of a long line of cars in a place that allows you to go up to 25 mph; that is considered rude. I do know that you need the road too; but for the love of God have some common courtesy and pull over to the side.

Sincerely,

The Woman in the Green Ford Explorer

Dear Woman Who Works at White Security,

I am sorry for sounding so frantic on the phone earlier today. My parents changed the password and secret code to our house. And though I don’t live there anymore I thought I would have been informed of the changes. Apparently that wasn’t the case. So when you called and the alarm was going off… I didn’t know what to do. Hopefully I brought some joy to your day. I’m sure your conversation with me will not be easily forgotten. Oh, and thank you for calling off the police. That wouldn’t have been a good end to my lunch break. You are a very nice woman and I hope I never talk to you again.

Thank you,

The Girl Throwing Out Random Words Till She Came Up With the Right Password

Dear Mr. Jamba,

Today was one of the saddest days of my life. My little brother (a faithful employee of your fine Everett Mall Jamba Juice) informed me that you would be discontinuing my favorite drink, the Peanut Butter Mood. He said that you were going to discontinue that and the Chocolate Mood to make room for your new Hot Jamba drinks. This to me is one of the biggest tragedies in the juicing industry. Why, Mr. Jamba, why would you think that by adding Hot Jamba you would improve sales? Juice isn’t hot! Juice is meant to be cold! I only really liked one drink at your store and now you are taking it away from me. And while I will always support my brother in whatever endeavor he is invested in; I will no longer support your company like I used to. You do have a chance to redeem yourself though. Bring back the Peanut Butter Mood and I will forget this whole thing happened. Hopefully you will make the right choice.

From,

A Disappointed Customer

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10:17 PM, Oct. 19, 2005 .. Posted by 4everlostnalone
Dear Miss Taylor,
Your letters really make my day. Hopefully more people will irritate you so that your letters will never stop.
Have a wonderful day!

p.s. please don't write a "dear 4everlostnalone" letter to me. lol

The guy on the bike...

3:48 PM, Oct. 20, 2005 .. Posted by a mexican
I KNOW THAT GUY!!! If you throw stuff at him, he'll move.

Thanks

4:12 PM, Oct. 20, 2005 .. Posted by LindseyTaylor
Thanks for the advice Mexican. I have a pair of stilettos in my backseat...

As long as we are writing letters...

9:22 AM, Oct. 21, 2005 .. Posted by The girl who drives a shiny civic
The Blondie running out to the green explorer with the alarm going off~

I have heard that alarm go off all over Washington, and now that I know you drive a green explorer, I think I have found the alarmee. Yes, I have been there: downtown shopping I hear an alarm, and see a green explorer and a blonde girl running to turn it off, then I was at camp Beracha taking in the lovely country air and the same alarm went off, many times, and out came that same blonde girl...over and over again. Thankyou blonde gir, I now look for your car and listen intently for your alarm as I kill my battery often and am in need of entertainment. Thankyou!

Peanut Butter Moo'd

1:10 PM, Nov. 17, 2005 .. Posted by Anonymous
My significant other came in the other day very distraught. He was rambling something about it being a sad day in the Jamba world. When he calmed down he explained to me that the Peanut Butter Moo'd had been discontinued. Since that day he has not been the same. He claims that there was miracle ingredients in it. Please, for the sake of our relationship bring back the Peanut Butter Moo'd.

Peanut Butter Moo'd

4:01 PM, Dec. 11, 2005 .. Posted by Anonymous
I found out the horrible news yesterday. The man behind the counter told me that Jamba didn't make enough money on them to continue making them. Raise the price a buck! Bring it back!!!

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