I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

Somebody Saved My Life Tonight...

Just when you think no one reads your blogs… an angel steps in. gives a comment and reminds you that the world is not as cruel and vindictive as you had once supposed. Ah yes, I was thinking about what to write on my blog today and realized that I hadn’t received a comment in at least a week. At that moment my confidence was shot down. It is apparent that all of my adoring fans had left me alone in my office to rot out of boredom. And right before I began to write my blog entry I heard that beautiful bing of my inbox telling me that someone had posted a comment. Thanks to that beautiful poster… her eyes azure with beauty (I’m guessing) and her words as smooth as soft serve my day has been up lifted. Here’s to you my panda loving friend and your stinky Cheryl too! Linz

"BING"

6:13 PM, Aug. 30, 2005 .. Posted by Em

i've been reading all about you and the things you have to say... and, well, i am very entertained and amused! i just moved to the city from a very small town and i'm headed off to college, for the first time, tomorrow. so the point of that is i have lots to say about nothing as well and i appreciate you livening up my boredom with your entries! keep up the writing... love your blog
-Em

More then just reading

3:38 PM, Aug. 31, 2005 .. Posted by I live

Linz, I think people are not only reading your blogs, but living your life. It is always interesting to be inside the head of a Parker. You people are so... um I don't know. You should be put under a labratory or something so that people could study why you (The Parkers) are that interesting. What I am trying to say is please don't be afraid to step it up, you know take to that next level. You had it in the beginning, but I think we are lossing you. (That is my greatest fear in the world) Thank God there is another Parker we can study and do testing on. You know that little Parker, whaever his name is. I have talked to a couple of people and are have agreed.

Thank you,
I Live, You don't (Sorry)

Lacking?

12:24 AM, Sep. 1, 2005 .. Posted by *yawn* Ryan *yawn*

I have been reading your blogs the last week. I'm sure your other readers have as well. But I think I know the reason why you received no comments for that week. It had nothing to do with how many people read the blogs. It was that your writing has been lacking as of late. It did not have your usual skill at posing funny or thought-provoking questions. It frankly was not entertaining.

I mean first you rambled and discussed a toilet, then bragged on Paul (not that there's anything wrong with Paul, he's a cool guy, just not an interesting blog topic), you reposted the same post about your car alarm that you had posted a few days before, you posted an absurd post about anger, you discussed a terrible chick flick, and then you let your neuroses shine through as you put your foot down for Ms. Clarkson. Of course we wouldn't comment. In this new age, the age of the 21st century, we are used to fast and bountiful entertainment. We have 100 channels on TV to flip to if you bore us. Don't let it happen again.

Losing it?

11:18 AM, Sep. 1, 2005 .. Posted by

Have you even read my first posts on this blog "I Live"? Cuz they sucked... and I have two words for you: SPELL CHECK

Edited by LindseyTaylor on Sep. 1, 2005 at 3:16 PM

Cut

1:30 PM, Sep. 2, 2005 .. Posted by CareFree

Out Ryan just got Cut by Lindsey! Do you need a band aid Ryan?

Cut

1:31 PM, Sep. 2, 2005 .. Posted by CareFree

I meant to say Ouch Ryan just got Cut by Lindsey! Do you need a band aid Ryan? (I know Spell check)