Probably the Most Beautiful Post in the History of This Blog!
Last night was Ju Jus birthday party. I was reminded, yet again, how competitive I am. Man it’s just wrong. I was getting honestly fierce last night. I’ll have you know that we did win Taboo. And encore… well we tied that one up. It’s hard to win because of the finale. Well we chilled. I had sushi and remembered how much I missed Blue C Sushi. That place is awesome. Well I’m working off only about 4 hours of sleep. Which will probably explain to you the latter part of this post.
This morning I was reading my comments and I stumbled upon this:
Aug. 9, 2005 - Lindsey, you rule! |
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Posted by Ryan |
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Your poems are so cool. You rule Lindsey. But, uh, speaking of camp and teams and everything. Uh, since I'm a team leader this year, do you think there is any way you could, you know, accidentally drop some information or a little hint or something about who's on my team? Or maybe who is in my cabin with me? You know, because you rule so much. Just between you and me. No one else has to know. I'd like to get a leg up on the competition. It could be very profitable for you, I mean; we're talking dollars here, like at least two. Thanks for any "help" you could give me. Oh, and did I mention that you rule? Peace out and God bless.
Now children lets break this down (from this point on my comments shall be in red)…
Aug. 9, 2005 - Lindsey, you rule! Great start with the flattery |
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Posted by Ryan |
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Your poems are so cool again with the flattery. You rule Lindsey and again. But, uh, speaking of camp and teams and everything this is where the post goes wrong. Uh, since I'm a team leader this year, do you think there is any way you could, you know, accidentally horribly, horribly wrong drop some information or a little hint or something about who's on my team? Or maybe who is in my cabin with me just wrong? You know, because you rule so much the flattery wont help now. Just between you and me. No one else has to know everyone knows now… you know how many people read this blog!. I'd like to get a leg up on the competition sounds like you’re scared…. It could be very profitable for you, I mean; we're talking dollars here, like at least two I wouldn’t sell my secrets for any amount of $$. Thanks for any "help" you could give me. Oh, and did I mention that you rule tell me something I don’t know buddy? Peace out and God bless back at ya.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan… do you know how long it took me to be a staff member? How long I had to fight for the ablity to carry the information that I have now? How long it took for me to have some creative say in camp? Do you realize that I am a camp game machine? My mind works faster then most people can ride their bikes, and that’s pretty fast buddy. Camp is a sacred, sacred time for me. No amount of begging, bribing or flattery will cause me to divulge the deep dark secrets I’ve been entrusted with by our Pastors. Now I can promise you a few things: this year the games are all new! They are fiercer, more competitive and with a level of difficulty that would confuse the worlds most promising minds. I will tell you that the teams we have put together are spectacular all around. I will encourage you to come up with strategy. I will also tell you that there will be more twists and turns then you have ever seen from a church camp. But I will not, I repeat, WILL NOT give you a “leg up on the competition” by any means. I do wish you luck though young Cunningham and to all my Nu Image readers. Remember that we press toward the mark for the prize (and at camp it doesn’t matter who you knock down to get there). And also remember that you can bribe me at camp… but hints before camp… out of the question. Linz | |
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Hmmm...
5:04 PM, Aug. 9, 2005
.. Posted by Ryan
You do know I was just joking, right?
But since you mentioned it, what kind of rewards are we talking about if we do bribe you at camp. More points? Better food? Immunity from being voted off? Hit me back on that.
But yeah, I am seriously dying of excitement. I have had nothing to do all day and the day seems longer because I'm so excited for camp. This weekend I will probably not be able to sleep. I cannot wait. I have been fasting and praying for it nonstop yesterday and today. That's probably adding to my excitement, but I know it's necessary. Well, I'll see you tomorrow at church. Peace out and God bless.
Cheaters never prosper...
10:36 AM, Aug. 10, 2005
.. Posted by Someone who knows
...But I will win no matter what! Lindsey will take bribes if given the right persuasion. I will have everyone know who reads this blog.... and takes time to read all the posts, that Lindsey Taylor Parker in fact gave me a huge leg up for Camp. I know many of the games, what the final prize is, and I know everyone on my team infact she let me pick my own... Sometimes having some seniority with Young Paker makes a difference. So to all who read this and are going to camp, just know that I already know everything and have made all the proper arrangements. All of ya'all are going down to Chinatown!
Peace out, I'll kick your butts!
Just Shocked
I am appalled that someone would imply nay declare that I, Lindsey Parker, would do such a think as leak secret information about camp. This post has been officially black listed. From this point on there shall be no comments, references or implications about this post. If you do chose to test me in this know that I will go to drastic measures to ensure that you will never post on anything… ever again… for the rest of your life. Linz
PS: Please note that my cousin was just found guilty for mob crimes… and that’s the truth. I have connections that would blow your mind.
oh the lies
11:25 AM, Aug. 10, 2005
.. Posted by web weaver
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to decieve! I think the people deserve to know the truth! I will not go out silently in the night young Parker! I also have it on excellent authority that your cousin was not a member of the mob but infact incarsarated for jay walking one too many times! Beware young Parker your days of dishonesty shall one day come to an end. And indeed you did sell your camp staff member birthright for a bowel of cheddar chili with velveeta and tortillas... oh yes I have devulged your guilty pleasure! Now the world will know how to crack the safe that is Lindsey Taylor Parker!
Two things
3:20 PM, Aug. 10, 2005
.. Posted by The W to the I to the LEY Wiley
First I can understand why Ryan’s scared. He knows that im a leader as well. He is afraid that I will be on a different team and he knows that if that’s so he doesn’t stand a chance. So he has to go to my sister for help and let me tell you about Lindsey, she is a upright woman of god that would not divulge info to such a man as your self so don’t try asking again.
P.S Linds thanks for all the help with camp stuff I really like my team this year and the games you were telling me about sound fun
Excuse me!
3:35 PM, Aug. 10, 2005
.. Posted by Mom
I am becoming quite offended with Lindsey's so called "friends" questioning her integrity and trying to tempt her with bribes. My little girl is far above such things, as obviously her "friends" are not! And yes, we are related to the mob, it happens to be Lindseys cousin-in-law, and he has been convicted yet not yet sentenced, so he is available to do harm. Your credibility is shot! Mom
Lindsey...Never
5:27 PM, Aug. 10, 2005
.. Posted by A bunch of BS!
Ashley Walker you are out of line! You know which post you put up and I know which one you posted, I bet Lindsey does too. It's not good when we lie! Don't do it!!!!!!
Wow
11:17 PM, Aug. 10, 2005
.. Posted by Ryan
I didn't know this would be such a big deal. This is great. I have made Lindsey's blog more popular, which I'm sure she is happy for. I'm glad I was a monumental part in the most beautiful post on your blog. But I think I actually do know more than the rest of these people. I know what the punishment is for being voted off. I gave Pastor Tanya the idea. It was based on a game we played the last time I went to Camp Berachah. So "Ha!" to all of you. I'm already more prepared. Peace out and God bless.
P.S. Oh, and Wiley, you better hope you're on my team, because if you're not, my team will be wiping the floor with you. But we'll leave you in good enough condition so that me, you, and Gabe can win the 3 on 3 bball comp.
FYI
Hey Ryan, Pastor LaTonya and I changed the voted off punishment. You're back at square one buddy! Linz
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