I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

I have a friend named Julie

And Julie is no foolie

I met her at 14

To her I was real mean

But then we became friends

But that’s not how it ends

It started with the clicking

Then on me she was sticking

Once I drove her car

I drove it very far

I was only 15

It made me want to scream

Julie only dated monkeys

Her dance pictures they looked funkys

But we all let it go

Thank God she’s not a ho

Then we shared a place

And then we needed space

But Julie is real cool

She makes the fellas drool

For her I’m always rappin

Her fingers she is snapin

I have yet to get a gift

Till I get paid next shift

But what gift shall I buy

A diamond in the sky?

A piece of apply pie?

I sit and ask God why

Why give me such a friend

Whose loyalty never ends

She deserves something better

Than a value village sweater

But what gift can you get?

For a girl whose life is set?

Today she got a car

And I ate Taco Del Mar

I guess what I can get her

Is something so much sweeter

Then money or a ride

It’s something from inside

From it you cannot hide

It’s a hug from me to you

And a rap that you can do

I’ll get you a gift later

Maybe an alligator

This rap is getting long

Would you prefer a song?

I’ll see you tonight

Will party till its light

So happy birthday man

I’m glad your names not Dan

And your face is not in the can

Or the port a san

Amen

Julie... air stealer

3:01 PM, Aug. 8, 2005 .. Posted by Kannabe from Wassabe

Is this the same Julie who stole air? Well, I think it is only right that I tell you that I don't think she likes poetry for her birthday... or Valentines Day... or anytime I gave it to her. And if you wanna get her the coolest gift, based on my past experiences, pandas are definitly the way to go. so for next year no poem, giant panda, oh and she really likes it when you hang-out outside her window... speaking of which, do you have her phone number?

Can you rap?

10:03 PM, Aug. 8, 2005 .. Posted by CareFree

That was a good one. You had me panting for more! On my b-day make it really good. I'm glad Julie droolie has a good friend like you and thank you for telling me it is her b-day now at work I know what to say. Your the best!!

Lindsey, you rule!

10:59 AM, Aug. 9, 2005 .. Posted by Ryan

Your poems are so cool. You rule Lindsey. But, uh, speaking of camp and teams and everything. Uh, since I'm a team leader this year, do you think there is any way you could, you know, accidentally drop some information or a little hint or something about who's on my team? Or maybe who is in my cabin with me? You know, because you rule so much. Just between you and me. No one else has to know. I'd like to get a leg up on the competition. It could be very profitable for you, I mean, we're talking dollars here, like at least two. Thanks for any "help" you could give me. Oh, and did I mention that you rule? Peace out and God bless.

Are you really right?

9:25 AM, Aug. 10, 2005 .. Posted by CareFree

That is wierd how the tables have turned. It has turned for the better though. Plus your Never Gone. I know you will be forever in my life. Never Gone. I walk alone these empty streets. Then the song goes on...