Your Mom Seems Cool
Please don’t take any of this post the wrong way. This is not condemning myspace Christians… just mocking them. Read at your own risk…
You know what I think is funny? The “I’d Like to Meet” section on myspace. What really makes me laugh are the Christian ones. They always (without fail) say that they want to meet Jesus. What’s the deal with that? Haven’t they already met Jesus? It would be like me saying, “Man I would love to meet Julie Henningsgaard!” yeah forget that I lived with her for two years and she was my best friend all through high school… and I talk to her at least twice a week… I would love to meet that girl. She seems cool. Now I know what they mean. They would love to meet Jesus like back in the Bible days type drill… but come on. He’s the same, yesterday, today and forever… so get it together myspace Christians you already have met Jesus, and spoke with Him, hopefully frequently… be more creative. I on the other hand would love to meet your mom… she seems pretty cool. Linz
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good Point, I might play with that idea. Do you mind if I ask that at church some time. I wonder what they would say. I mean. Oh, I am a christian who is upset with the way people who say they are christian act. Check out my posting labled Christ Abuse.
Good question.
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the graveyard of broken dreams?....
9:57 AM, Aug. 5, 2005
.. Posted by Graveyard manager
If you wanna meet a mom, I know one that just ordered new skincare and makeup. I am going on vacation with said mom this week and want to know if there are some needs that need to be fulfilled young Taylor.... The graveyard's gates have opened once again!
PS: I would like to meet Jesus to talk about how Harry Potter will end cuz he knows everything. Maybe that is why everyone wants to meet Jesus, they are all Harry Potter fans! You'd think they would want to meet JK Rowlings though... funny thing.
Just to set the record straight.
10:42 AM, Aug. 9, 2005
.. Posted by Ryan
For the record, when my Myspace says that I want to meet Jesus it doesn't mean in bible times. I would hate to be back then. It means that I can't wait till I'm in heaven and walking right by his side. Just thought I'd clear that up.
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4:45 PM, Sep. 6, 2005
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john 3 16
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