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I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

To The Winner of the Game... Better Late Than Never!

12:16 PM, Jul. 12, 2005 .. 3 comments .. 0 trackbacks .. Link

This is well over due… but the post dedicated to the “Life’s a Game and I Win” winner: my sistah Jessica (Fiberazz). Please enjoy this little ditty I prepared for you.

 

Her name is Jessica

She can make a big messica

She came into my room

And chased away the gloom

But the mess kept getting bigger

You’d think she was the trigger

But then the mess was gone

She cleaned it to a song

The clothes are tucked away

Till I wash them on Tuesday

I like to call her fiber

But only on the cyber

She likes to watch some movies

I think she stole my shoesies

She also ate my ice cream

Which really caused me to steam

Her rhyming skills are sick

She’ll hit you with a stick

She’s getting married soon

To a handsome groom

I’ll be standing beside her

Chanting watch out for that liger

Then she’ll kiss her hubby

Rub a dub dubby

Then she will be gone

And I will sing a song

So don’t just walk away

Wish Jess a happy day

Winner of my game

That was anything but lame

I’ll see you at my work

Hey bring that guy named Dirk

We’ll chill by the screen

I’ll try not to be mean

Because you are the Queen

Amen

 

 


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Hello!

8:13 PM, Jul. 12, 2005 .. Posted by TheErinBlog
Hi, I was just commenting to tell you that I put you as a friend in my blog because you are funny that you wanted to get a tatoo but they are too expensive! I am not making fun of you, I just sympathize with you, since I want to get a tatoo of Bobbi Brown on my ankle. JK!!! But seriously, you should check out my blog, it's almost as cool as yours!*

oh my gosh

11:50 AM, Jul. 20, 2005 .. Posted by jonelle
that was hilarious!hey wheres my cookie? i liked ur poem! hey i wanna ask u somethin . but i 4get. ill ask u 2nite. so anywayz good blog! i want my cookie aiight? later J

Crying

4:10 PM, Jul. 26, 2005 .. Posted by CareFree
That poem almost made me cry it was so good! Linz you have raw talent.

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