I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

Tanning, Blonde Hair, and Some Angry Letters

          Well this week/last weekend has been busy. I haven’t had much to say (plus I’ve been doing the stapling at work, i.e.: worst job ever (the stapling not my job)). I’ve been to more parties then ever… how many??? 1 Tim 2 Jesse 3 Ramon 4 Cheryl… 4 parties… well 3.5 parties cuz I didn’t really go to Ramon’s. anyway for me that’s a lot of parties. Then I went blonde; this is the blondest I’ve ever been… so yeah… change is fun. Then I went dark. Jess and I got spray on tans… I wont go into detail seeing that this is a PG blog. Anyway there have been some things that I’ve wanted to talk about… but well… I guess I’ll just write some letters…

Dear Mr. Volkswagen,

          Hello, my name is Lindsey Parker and I am a Jetta owner. When I started looking for a new car when I was eighteen your Jetta was my first choice. Now that I look back I see that decision was a mistake. Yes your cars are cute and mine was actually quite affordable… but I have one problem… the car I have owned for nearly 3 years now does not work. Well I guess it works cuz I still drive it. But it works quite poorly. Not only do I have no heat or ac in my car, but the breaks stutter and the car still sounds like its running long after I turn it off. Now this would be my fault if I had these problems and did nothing about it. However, I am blaming you Mr. Volkswagen. Every time I take my car into your dealership your experts look at it and tell me that either nothing’s wrong or that something totally different is wrong. So then when I decide to take my Jetta some place else they tell me that they see the problem but don’t have the exclusive "Volkswagen Dealership" tools to fix it. To be quite frank Mr. Volkswagen that’s jacked up! And I demand an apology. And some money would be nice... or... just fix it man!

Sincerely

Lindsey T Parker

Dear Jessica Hedrick soon to be Reynolds,

          I quite enjoyed our evening of tanning, ice cream and fun. My time with you and Mel was very entertaining. But it pains me to say that I feel as though our relationship must come to a close. “Why?” you may ask. Well let me tell you why. I thought that I was important to you. You know that when you love someone you love the things that they love. Well Jessica Hedrick soon to be Reynolds I LOVE ICE CREAM. And… sniff… I was so hurt to find that you had eaten half of my Cold Stone without asking… granted I’m trying to keep the weight off for the weddings… but that is no excuse to steal someone’s ice cream… you keep insisting that you have a problem. Well I would encourage you to get help. But until you do that… we can’t be friends.

Praying that you pull through,

Lindsey Parker 

HEY READERS! POST A COMMENT! Linz 

Melting in the sun?

3:50 PM, Jul. 26, 2005 .. Posted by Anonymous

Wow, that pains me to see how you are being treated Linz! I think you will fall in love with her once again when she comes back from her long honeymoon. Are there going to be details?