December first. DAMN!!  Where did the time go, seriously. I feel like yesterday I was standing at the bus stop at 6am and it was like 85 degrees outside. 

It is offically "that" time of year. You know the time where the real lessons and values of Christmas are over shadowed by crowded malls, parking lots and people with the worst possible attitudes. It is simply amazing how such a "joyful and wonderful" time of year brings forth the BIGGEST ASSHOLES to ever grace the planet. That is why after Halloween I REFUSE to go the King of Prussia Mall.  I fancy myself to be pretty smart (sometimes) but since about 4 years ago, I had some fat, over weight, stuffed pig of a man proceed to cuss out my mother, my sister, and me because apparently we took "his" parking spot. I guess we totally paused and didn't see his name plastered all over the very public parking spot. Ever since then, I started to see the absolute evilness of Christmas and the pigs this holiday conjures to the surface of society. I have ever since that fateful year ordered everything online and have all my gifts squared away by September.

I went to the Cave and LOVED it! I was so impressed with everything there. I was totally entertained. The guys were HOT and the bodies were enough to leave me stuttering all night. I love how the guys who get you drinks give you that "come hither" stare. I love that when you make eye contact, they respond. I love how you are free to grab and feel any hot body you want. I love how getting a hot seat is only $25. So you can totally afford to have some personalized attention from the man of your choice. I love the fact that all you have to do is wave $1 to get the man of your dreams to lambada himself all over you. I love that a shot at the cave is unlike any shot ever given. I just love the Cave, and I love that on Dec 15th and 16 they are having a Naughty Santa Night. I am so there. ($25 + Mark R. =  Hotseat fantasy fullfilled)

Today is the Opening Ceremonies for the Eddie Akaui (sp) Invitational in Waimea Bay, Hawaii. There is a waiting period of until Feb. 28th for the event. The waiting block is so long because Eddie Akiau was a big wave surfer, so they need like 30 ft waves to compete. Eddie's 56 year old brother is competing this year also. How cool is that? 56 and still hanging 10, on big waves no less.  I hope at 56 I can be that amazing. 

Of course my favorite surfer of all time and fellow Aquarian, Kelly Slater, is competing  along with some of the greatest Big Wave surfers the world has ever seen. I wish I could go so bad, but that is why they invented "Live Feeds", I would be lost without them.

I guess that is about it...... oh wait, it isn't. Russ called me at 3am to tell me how much he missed me and loved me........ I have no words right now considering he stopped talking to me after the kiss that took 12 years to happen. I was ok about that, I know Russ and that is a total Russ move to just bail, but come on.... my emotions can only take so much. like that song back in the day "either love me or leave me alone!"  So this is scene 1, take 234......and ACTION!

Song: Don't Fake This -  Chevelle

Movie: Romeo & Juliet (the Claire Danes & Leo version)