This is my first post on this blog titled "Things That Men Do". I have been thinking of taking this step a long time ago but certain things were on the way.

I can not but start with a very commonly issue men talk about the most and that is bragging on their successes with the most adorable ladies in the world and how they out performed their predecessors. Do you think every story is just exactly the way they were related? No, men tend to add a few spices here and there. The reason is simply self promotion.

An incident I will remember as long as I live took place a few years ago. A guy bragged about the size of his manhood. How ladies, on seeing his tool just can't resist the urge to try it. We immediately got curious and asked him to display his "wonderful tool" which he objected to by saying it is for the ladies only. Lucky you we all said unanimously.

Days later, the truth broke loose. I remember a saying which says "When a lie travels 10 years, the moment the truth sets out, it will catch up". This is exactly what happened. The truth was let loose on a private part of the beach we love. We were all there. As this guy was comming out of the water his swim trunk was caught by I don't know what and his MANHOOD was revealed.

This is the best part. His manhood was a little bigger than the size of drumming stick. We are musicians. He became the object of laughter and ridicle. Why don't you get one of those so called Number One Herbal Penis Enlargement Pills then you will really become number one with your manhood. Ha ha ha ha ha.

My message: Do not try to do a man's job without the right tool.